TinyLobsterFace's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vinstigator vs. Butsaay]

aaaand just as I expected, someone assumes I'm a big racist ass. I didn't say 'wetback', I said 'sweat bag', in a kinda reference to the line '...sweat pouring down his face'.

Vinstigator responds:

Or did you? Hmmm...

[MCI - War Spawn vs RJA]

This was actually close as hell, and dope as fuck, listened to it so many times. War spawn had some bars which had me thinking 'oh shit' like, the reference/comparison to SJD with mixing genres was great, and even though it was simple, the delivery on 'you fat faggot' made it pretty brutal. Second verse, with the 'say the same thing about losing weight too' and then the Wu-Tang flip was awesome as fuck. There was some filler as well and sometimes the flow sounded a bit crammed but not really often. RJA had a nicer flow with this and changed it up more often as well which was pretty cool, the flip with the leather jacket talking about traffic was funny and was delivered well, and also ended the verse with the great delivery on 'that FUCKIN impressive'. Second verse, flipping spawns last line was funny, he dwelled on it quite a bit though so it lost a bit of the punch, but the last bar was quite a stand out one as well. But the line about spawns lack of rhyming seemed kinda hypocritical, when in his first verse he opened with lines that didn't rhyme. And also, (and this sorta applies to the battles that happen with TK), comparing your opponent to rap legends wont really do you any favours.

I think in the end it was pretty evenly matched, but I'd probably juuuuuust give it to War Spawn, for both, taking into account what I said (hypocritical bar and rap legends shit), and having a more consistent delivery, whereas RJA would seem to only go in hard at times for certain punches and give less into the rest, which definitely works to give added emphasis, but it gets quite noticeable for how contrasting it is with the bars that seem delivered with less emotion.

[Baws Status]

so boss I cry. sheeeeit's banginnnnnn son. longer version would be awesome.

BummerCityTown responds:

Thank you butsaay! Love the support brother. I might add another 20 minute write sometime this week :)

[Witty Lyrics]

This is a work of art. It should be put on repeat in the Louvre for the rest of time.

AxTekk responds:

I love how relistening I spent about two bars saying anything relevant and eight calling him a bitch n stuff

[Paradox vs WS Tiebreaker]

'I tied with you spittin filler which shows you're pretty worthless' basically set it in stone for me. So I think War Spawn got this. There were some other pretty good lines but that impacted the most.

[Butsaay vs JS Tiebreaker]

my lyrics again cause everyone can easily understand my accent

Okay people so even though I went first and all, this dumb shit got two verses and used zero personals, oh except going on about my voice for a few bars, insert some filler, some braggin, that's almost your 32 bars, I have multiple songs of different genres you could've dissed a few, but hearing your attempt to battle it's something you clearly didn't do, I tried to do the same but you have fuck all to listen to, but I bet you would defend that with a 'check out my disses dude', you have one flow and it's continental drift slow, combined with your beyond monotonous tone one seems like a gift though, that second verse got worse than the first, it actually made my ears hurt, and you couldn't even keep up with your own fuckin words, this just in Simon's enunciating is disgustin, so when it comes out it sounds like Justin is dick suckin, most of your sloppy bars didn't actually make sense, and you had to slow down so you could... take breaths

I love how this child tried to define hyperbole's in his footed pyjamas, I know what i'm talking about, got 4 more years on this fool like Obama, and you're just like Mitt with the shit personality, and apparently the same in fucking popularity, I'm surprised you didn't try to cheat for the votes this time, with all your buddies voting for you then never going back online, everybody caught it out the corner of their eye, or as you would say; 'periphial', learn to fucking speak for next time, yeah just here to finish you off, wait what did you try and get it on with TK in your last comp?! This 15 year old, calls himself Lethal, only thing you're causing harm to here's your fucking ego, and rapping about your bedtime? Are you trying to attract paedos? But with a voice like that I bet they'd think it's legal, it's actually hilarious you sound like a smoker son, with a voice like fucking batman but diss career like the joker(r) - done

[(5) J Step vs (4) Eye Cue]

J Step's first verse could've been directed at anyone, not doing any research and even admitting it isn't something wise to do... like, he did have a nice laid back flow, but it barely even felt like a battle verse, with a lot of filler and bragging, his second brought a few personals but it still had a lot of filler and again stuff that could be said against anyone. Eye Cue came with a more punchier delivery, more personals than J and some good flips, so I think I'll give it to him.

both rappers first verses end with a 'BITCH!' and then after each of their second they say 'BITCH!' with a little sentence...

[(1) BCT vs (8) MC BoB]

BCT easily. His second verse was just overkill after the murder that came from his first.

Also, the laugh near the end made me cringe pretty hard.

[(3) Chaotic vs (6) Makalo]

Chaotic had a boss flow, delivery, and flipped a lot of Maks bars well. Makalo had some good flow and lyrics but then a lot of it was gay joke after gay joke, and then his adlibs got too loud on his second which was kinda offputting. So I'mma give it to Chaotic

[(7) MC-OG vs (2) Braidz]

everyone's basically said what I'm about to say but o well...
OG had the lyrics, and a decent flow but lacked punch to go with it. and like people said the planet bar was kinda mixed up...

Braidz had quite a bit of filler and some bars which were lacking (like the box one), but had a better delivery, some stand out bars and a great flow.

So I'mma give it to Braidz