TinyLobsterFace's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the xbox one]

'hot ass bitch' hahahaha funny shit

[Fruit Cops]

this is ridiculous ahahhaha 'well I'm a waaalnut'

[The Visitor]

People asking about the end. Here's what I'm guessing...

The boy goes to the lake as a place to get away, the 'monster' is just in his imagination. Taking from the description 'a young boy meets a monster at the lake' might refer to the very end, where the father looks in the water and sees his own reflection, with the sudden realization that his son just killed himself.

...that or there's a monster there that abducted his son and he's just like 'Dayum son'.

[MCI FINAL - RJA III vs EQ]

RJA's first was pretty funny, 'this time Funk Volume'll never forget me' made me laugh along with a few others. EQ got a bit mixed up with the 'say I'm married to my hand' since that didn't really happen and RJA picked up on that, but god damn, he definitely flowed nicer out of both of them, and the 'but did anyone pick you to beat me? no they didn't' bar just went awesome. RJA's second was okay, probably not as good as his first I can see where people are coming with the 'flow going offbeat' comments but I really didn't think it did, more he sped up at times to fit lyrics in (but still staying on beat). But god damn, the paradox bar (the fact I never clicked on about it til re-listening) was a beast, and the ending just.. was so unexpected it was amazing. That being said I think EQ won, but like Axtekk mentioned though, RJA definitely deserves second.

[Good Kids Bop Fellas]

this is god damn genius, I just lost it when Joey cleared the table then rolled across it.

[Super Waa Hoo Bros]

this is amazing.

love that gilbert gottfried-esque theme music.

[MCI - Teqneek vs Eq]

I thought this was close as hell. Teq had the comedy factor and loads of multi syllables which were pretty cool and used well, but he did dwell on the wife jokes for a bit on the first verse, they were still funny but maybe moving onto something different after a few bars would've been better, whilst EQ brought a more serious delivery and lyrics, and that double time part was boss as fuck, but at that, EQ seemed to be quite on the defensive more than Teq at times and didn't seem to turn much of the defending around as a flip or something.

So I'm saying it's a tie. Which is pointless really, but o well, I can't decide.

[MCI - TK vs Dirty Smurf]

voting for TK, he dissed a lot more about smurf, and that rebuttal about getting shot was pretty funny, whereas, like a lot of people have already said smurf mainly focused on the eminem-similarity bars, not saying they weren't funny or anything, it's just when that's basically all you're saying it gets old quickly.